We’re just going to have to disagree, my predecessor and I, when it comes to Paddy O’Brian. Yeah, maybe you don’t want to listen to him talk for very long, but he is an old-fashioned adonis in the style of Joey Stefano, Kurt Stefano and Daniel Montes from Falcon’s earlier days.(Anybody remember them?)

He even looks a bit like Joey Stefano. Just like Kurt Stefano (see some reminder photos here), O’Brian is gay-for-pay and clearly aware of his own hotness, and he’s got his share of fans — he’s consistently in the top 20 most searched-for porn stars. He has a thick, fucking beautiful cock, and a pretty flawless torso. And he’s pretty much the only star of Men of UK.

Let’s look for a moment at that site’s recent 24 Hours to Fuck, which is semi-tortured porn retelling of the 2011 Justin Timberlake vehicle In Time. In this case in order to “buy time” in the future for your ever ticking-down death clock, obviously you have to cum. So, basically, there’s a shit ton of prostitutes everywhere, and Paddy goes to fuck one of them in a garage lined with plastic sheeting (?), and say “fuck” a lot in his trashy British accent. It is, well, kind of hot.

Then you have something like this, a clip from the new Meritocracy, where it kind of feels like you’re watching a really bad version of The Office mashed up with a Guy Ritchie movie, plus a DP scene. And you just want to put it on mute and pretend you’re being raped by Paddy, but with a sexier voice.

But, see, Falcon has it right in this scene from last year’s Summer Lust. They keep the dialogue really minimal and almost muffled, and they’ve got Paddy looking all tan and oiled up — as opposed to that gray pallor on the Men of UK scenes — casting him in the golden light that classic, uncomplicated porn deserves. Watch him fuck the shit out of Marc Dylan for a minute and tell us he doesn’t get your dick hard.

Oh, and then there’s this.

And this too.

Any questions?

Watch all of Summer Lust on NakedSword.

You know how these gay-for-pay tops can be! Once they finally get around to taking it up the ass, they want lots and lots of applause.

Over at Men of UK, a.k.a. the Paddy O’Brian Network, the heavily accented brute Paddy is taking his second dick ever in his life up his hole, and it belongs to French Canadian Gabriel Clark. This is all in the new scene from Fallen, in which there is some dramatic lighting, and Gabriel starts things off wearing those weird assless briefs that aren’t actually a jockstrap from Andrew Christian.

[2014 UPDATE: Here's a ranking of all the times Paddy has bottomed, because he does it all the time now.]

As you can see below, it’s a flip-flop scene, and it also includes the use of a pearly white dildo to loosen up Gabriel’s hole.

Fans of Paddy will of course be aware that he bottomed for the first time just a couple months ago with Topher DiMaggio, but this scene honestly seems kind of hotter, because, well, Topher and Paddy just didn’t seem like a love connection. Paddy does, once again, do a lot of looking into the camera to say, “Look everyone. I’m taking this dick up my bloody arse, aren’t you prouda me?!”

The dialogue, we think, is kept to a merciful minimum.

Watch it all at Men of UK.

Previously: PADDY O’BRIAN IS PRETTY FUCKING HOT, OK?

Look at that one-arm pushup while getting a blowjob, his entire body seemingly hovering in mid-air. And this isn’t even a porn-sci-fi number.

Paddy O’Brian, completely unconvincingly, plays a therapist in Men Of UK‘s new scene, The Analyst. We say unconvincingly because whenever he’s made to speak, he sounds like an uneducated douche from The Geordie Shore. But he does like to fuck, and his body is amazing. And when he shuts up, we start to get hard.

Watch as he pummels and arguably rapes patient Theo Reid, who pretends to be under hypnosis in order to get Paddy to fuck his mouth and hole. Then Paddy does this push-up thing, which turns out to be more impressive than this similar move we recently saw from Adam Killian. It’s a sweet, sweet romance, basically.

[Men of UK: The Analyst]

Previously: PADDY O’BRIAN IS PRETTY FUCKING HOT, OK?

Maybe they’re listening!

We’ve mentioned before that, despite his hotness, listening Paddy O’Brian yammer on in that terrible accent of his is not that sexy. So in this new scene for Men of UK’s Deep Connection, it’s bottom Kayden Gray who does all the talking. And it’s a major improvement.

Not that we need to hear him say “keep fucking me” or listen to him yell into the comforter like that as he bites it. But anyway. Watching Paddy fuck is way better this way. Strong and silent. Keep it up.

[Men of UK: Deep Connection]

Previously: PADDY O’BRIAN IS PRETTY FUCKING HOT, OK?

The guys over at Men of UK just won’t accept the fact that their main attraction Paddy O’Brian‘s voice and accent are a huge boner-killer. But anyway, he ends up fucking Damien Crosse in this new scene called Voyeur, and it’s kind of hot.

Somebody’s obsessed with Paddy. Who could it be? The suspense is killing me.

Anyway, there are hidden cameras and creepy notes written in child-like handwriting. There’s some kind of plot involving this peeping tom who is then forced to watch the object of his obsession (Paddy) fuck this rando who walks in the office (Damien).

But Damien sure can take a dick, am I right fellas? Just turn the volume down at the beginning. The part where Paddy speaks.

[Men of UK: Voyeur]

Men.com is coming up on the release of their 1000th scene, meaning that since the site debuted in mid-2011 they’ve pumped out upwards of 300 scenes a year, nearly one a day, on average. And to celebrate, they’re revisiting a combo that brought them huge traffic: Johnny Rapid and Rafael Alencar, fucking in a prison.

Yes, Johnny Rapid turned out to be porn gold for the site, most notably in the big hit Prison Shower, which allegedly stands as “one of the most watched scenes in gay porn history.” It featured Rafael Alencar plowing him left, right, and sideways, and fucking him with a nightstick, like the little bitch he looks like he wants to be. (Even though he’s actually, weirdly, straight.) And who can forget…

And…


 

And…

They followed up Prison Shower with Prison Shower 2, Prison Shower 3, and Prison Shower 4, because how can you ever have enough of Johnny getting gang-banged on a cold floor?

And now for the big 1000th scene, which will be released with much fanfare on March 23, Rafael Alencar will fuck Johnny again, in a prison cell, and it will be called Repeat Offender.

Anyway, as for scenes you can watch right now, please observe Paddy O’Brian once again giving up his hole for the camera, this time for the gorgeous Leo Domenico in Voyeur 2. Are you starting like the feel of a cock tickling your prostate, Paddy? I kinda think you are.

It’s a pretty hot flip-flop scene, and we learn that the creepy voyeur from Part 1 is just Dato Foland, a.k.a. Damien Crosse’s real-life boyfriend.

[Men.com: Voyeur 2]
[Men.com: Prison Shower 1]
 

For the fourth scene in Men.com‘s mostly asinine Voyeur feature, we get a threeway finale featuring Damien Crosse’s boyfriend (I think they’re still together anyway) Dato Foland getting what he deserves for being a creepy stalker from stalkee Paddy O’Brian, and Leo Domenico.

The weird thing here is that it’s not really an angry, punishment fuck exactly. Paddy says, “In vis case, I’m gonna give ya what ya wont.” And then he lets Dato fuck Leo, and he fucks Leo, and he fucks Dato, and everybody cums into a plastic bag. Wait, what?

And by the way, did Paddy O’Brian come out as bi yet? Can he make that official somewhere? Because he sure seems to enjoy bottoming after all those several times in the last year. And no that doesn’t make you gay, but all this seems to come really naturally to him, if you know whot I mean, mate. At least in August he was still talking about loiking his gorls skinny and sexy and ‘ow in ‘is personal loif he was looking for a re-ew noice person, ya know.

Anyway, av a noice weekend.

[Men.com: Voyeur Part 4]

 
Previously: THEY LET PADDY O’BRIAN SPEAK AGAIN; THEN HE FUCKS DAMIEN CROSSE ON A PING-PONG TABLE

Men.com is attempting to get all CockyBoys-ish on us with their latest, trying-to-be-heartfelt series Suite 33. It’s about a strangely funereal hotel room with gray marbled walls and gray bedding where hot, passionate things happen. Or something.

The first scene of Suite 33 featured Topher DiMaggio expertly plowing Donato Reyes (sorry… TOPH3R DIMAGGIO and DONATO R3Y3S) and saying something about how he’s “had more sexy encounters in those four walls than anywhere else.”

Scene 2 is now out, and it features an uncharacteristically tender Paddy O’Brian professing his love to hot newcomer Andrea Suarez (who’s done some work on Spanish porn sites like Hardkinks and Fuckermate). Paddy says, quietly and downright believably, as they cuddle in the gray sheets, “You whot I fink? You make me reawwy ‘appy. It’s been reawwy nice to ‘ave you by my side. I’ve been in love before, but I’ve never felt vis kind of love.”

Then they make love. And it is pretty hot and passionate, and not the usual slap-and-pound that Paddy’s known for. You almost believe, for a minute, that Paddy really id’nt as straight as he insists he is, loving that ass and uncut dick just as much as Andrea seems to like taking the dick. Then Paddy blows a load all over Andrea’s face, as only a true lover can.

[Men.com/Gods of Men: Suite 33, Scene 2]

If I invited Damien Crosse to a gangbang, I would assume that a) he would make sure to get every dick in his mouth at least once, and b) totally cum the loudest. One of those two things happens in this new Men.com gangbang, in which Paddy O’Brian again plays the semi-relcutant bottom.

It’s the fourth part of their Prisoner of War series, so there’s military uniforms. It was shot in Europe or the UK, so we get a nice selection of five big uncut dicks. There’s smooth, big-dicked Spanish hottie named Allen King who’s just done his first scenes for the studio, the first being Prisoner of War Part 1, in which he got fucked by Paddy alone.

This is Allen King’s cock.

And here is Allen riding Paddy’s cock like a little Spanish cowboy in Part 1.

Also in Part 4 we have Damien Crosse, who sits out most of the scene wearing his fatigues and touching his cock on the sidelines; and big muscled Alex Brando, who gets a quick fuck in with Paddy’s asshole.

You can tell that Damien would like to suck each and every cock in the room, but he doesn’t get to.

Paddy may not be gay yet, but he sure does bottom like a… champ? He bottoms like someone who is being paid to bottom and look like he doesn’t hate it. His ass remains super hairy, and big-dicked Gabriel Vanderloo goes to town eating it, licking Paddy’s hairy hole up, down and side to side before sticking his dick in it.

Damien and Paddy fucked on a ping-pong table not that long ago, and there Damien was the bottom. But now Damien gets to have his way with Paddy’s ass, and he fucks it hard. And he gets to cum on Paddy’s arm, loudly.

Then everybody cums all over Paddy, and Paddy still pretends to like it.

[Men.com/Jizz Orgy: Prisoner of War Part 4]

Previously: PADDY O’BRIAN BOTTOMS. AGAIN.
PADDY O’BRIAN BOTTOMED AGAIN, FOR LEO DOMENICO

Watch Paddy O’Brian get his dick sucked, and sucked, and sucked some more by Juan Lopez in the latest release from Men.com, Men In Ibiza Part 1.

It’s time for some outdoor summer fucking under the hot Spanish sun with a notably silent Paddy (good move there), and relative newcomer Juan Lopez. (Lopez made his porn debut earlier this year for Kristen Bjorn.)

Juan can suck a dick, and he sucks Paddy’s for a good long while. Paddy, still, does not suck dick.

Then Juan rides Paddy’s cock, and they fuck in the sun, and then Paddy gives Juan a peck on the lips and they go for a swim. The scene looks pretty and everything, but Paddy kind of seems like he’s been going through the motions lately, no? And maybe Juan wasn’t his ideal scene partner because he looks a little too much like a man from behind.

In the meantime, Paddy models some of the latest male resortwear.

[Drill My Hole: Men In Ibiza Part 1]

British gay-for-pay star Paddy O’Brian is such a stubborn top that he won’t even give blowjobs. He will, however, take a dick up his arse any day, and bloody ‘ell if he hasn’t been taking a lot of dicks lately.

Did the pay-rate for bottoming at Men.com just go up? Is Paddy just really hard up for cash this summer? I can not say.

Anyway, his first bottoming scene ever, which was much hyped, came out 13 months ago, in July 2013. Below, let’s take a look at all the incremental steps he’s taken toward becoming the power bottom he is today. Spoiler: Some were better than others.

7. Paddy Bottoms for Topher DiMaggio (July 2013)

They made a big deal in the scene like it was all a big mistake and they booked two tops by accident, but obviously this was long planned, and ceaselessly teased. And though Topher and Paddy had a little bit of chemistry, it didn’t really work. But you’ve got to start your bottoming career somewhere.

6. Paddy Flip-Flops with Gabriel Clark (October 2013)

It’s an average flip-flop, so it doesn’t rank that high, but it is pretty hot and Gabriel even gets to tease Paddy’s ass with a white dildo for a while.

5. Paddy Flip-Flops With Leo Domenico (March 2014)

This was a hotter flip-fuck, and you can really tell that Paddy is starting to get off on bottoming more by early 2014. It’s not just a job anymore, and Leo Domenico is extremely hot in this scene from the Voyeur series.

4. Paddy Gets Gangbanged (July 2014)

Like I said before, he didn’t look like he had a ton of fun in this scene, and maybe the whole gangbang thing was just too much for him to take. This was the final scene from the Prisoner of War series.

3. Paddy Gets Plowed Like a P.O.W. By Alex Brando (June 2014)

Alex Brando is just the right size and level of gruffness to look totally natural dominating Paddy, and even though Paddy seems to be gritting his teeth and baring it for most of this scene, he at least seems to get into it after he’s been riding Alex’s cock and straddling those two chairs.

2. Paddy Plowed By Dato Foland (February 2014)

It’s another flip-fuck, but Dato Foland is, without a doubt, the hottest guy to fuck Paddy’s hole. And Paddy looks like he knows this. So, this is my number 2.

1. Paddy Gets Fucked On a Boat By Abraham Al Malek (August 2014)

I made this list because Paddy’s hottest bottoming scene ever just came out this week, and in it he gets fucked real good by Dato Foland’s new husband, Abraham Al Malek. Just watch Paddy’s cock helicoptering around and then bouncing all crazy while he’s riding Abraham’s cock, and tell me this isn’t the stuff of legend.

Yep, more Halloween porn.

If you were wondering when Men.com was going to roll out some Halloween-themed, the wait is over!

The first scene in their series Howl is out today, and it features Paddy O’Brian wearing creepy yellow contacts, and vampire fangs. Only he’s not a vampire. He’s a werewolf. The werewolf effects end there, though, and it turns into a basic fuck scene with Colby Keller as his eager, bearded bottom.

And, by the end of the scene, Colby has been turned into a werewolf, because: obviously. Now he has yellow contacts, and vampire fangs.

Also here you can see Paddy in Part 2 of the series, in a threeway with Gabrial Clark and Jessy Ares. “If we are togevah,” he says in the scene, “Nobody can stop us.” (In Part 3, Dato Foland and Colby Keller have their way with Logan Moore.) Those scenes will go up in the next two days.

And later, in Part 4 of this series, released on Saturday, November 1, we’ll be seeing Paddy in a his second gangbang of the year — because he’s like huge into bottoming now — getting fucked by Colby, Gabriel, Jessy, and Dato, all wearing yellow contacts. You can see a preview of that below, too.

[Men.com: Howl Part 1]

For his first scene for Men.com, Spanish newcomer Aitor Bravo doesn’t say a word. Paddy O’Brian, who barely speaks English as it is, tells him there won’t be any problem about the language barrier as the two start shoveling dirt together, and then making out.

It’s kind of hilarious just because it ends up being sex on a dirt pile, but things get more humiliating for Aitor as Paddy fucks him reverse-cowboy style and Aitor’s little uncut dick just shakes and wobbles and bounces all over like a piece of linguini. And then they make him lie down in a dirty wheelbarrow so he can get fucked there.

This isn’t Aitor’s first rodeo — he’s done some other work in Spain, like for the site FuckerMate. But if this were your first scene for a new company, would you ever go back?

Anyway, it’s called Escaping England.

[Men.com: Escaping England]

It’s happening. Men.com just tweeted out the first glimpse we have of Jake Bass as a Men.com model, pretending to be a bad motorcycle gang member in their upcoming Sons of Anarchy porn spoof.

It’s called Men of Anarchy, obviously.

Joining Jake in the cast will be Johnny Hazzard, Paddy O’Brian, and uber hot new ginger Bennett Anthony. But that’s all we know so far.

Jake defected from CockyBoys this year, and only recently started talking about it. It’s unclear if this is what he said he’d been shooting with Men.com in Spain, or what.

Below, the promo shots. No release date has been announced yet.

[Men.com/Twitter]

Last week we had the first teaser images, and now it’s time to see the trailer for the first part of Men.com’s Sons of Anarchy spoof, Men of Anarchy, which goes live Friday, December 12.

As mentioned earlier, this is Jake Bass’s Men.com debut after defecting earlier this year from CockyBoys, and I believe this was all shot in Spain.

Paddy O’Brian plays the ringleader of this bad bad motorcycle gang, and they’re in a war with a rival gang called the Jackals, which is obviously going to set us up for some gang vs. gang orgy action in the final episode, when we get there.

For now, the cast includes Gabriel Scott, who gets plowed by Paddy in the gang’s clubhouse in Part 1. Johnny Hazzard, looking extra-handsome in his leather jacket, also stars, along with Mr. Bass, and Men.com’s ginger newcomer Bennett Anthony. That’s all I know so far.

I’m curious how they’re going to explain why they motorcycle gang is half-British, half-American.

But the trailer’s pretty fun!

And who will Jake Bass get to fuck/get fucked by?! Will it be Bennett??!

[Men.com: Men of Anarchy Part 1]
 

I pointed you to Men.com’s unintentionally funny Downton Abbey spoof, The Abbey, last week. Well, now of course they’ve put Paddy O’Brian in the mix, and wif an accent like that, you betchyerarse he was cast as a chauffeur.

And the aristocratic gent he gladly fucks in The Abbey Part 3 is handsome Jace Tyler.

But what the fuck year is this supposed to be? And what are “same-sex rights”? It’s all very confusing.

[Men.com/Men of UK: The Abbey Part 3]

Next month, when Men.com revives their goofy but oddly high-budget Gay of Thrones series, it will feature longtime blowjob-averse, gay-for-pay porn star Paddy O’Brian blowing somebody for the first time on camera. But we don’t yet know who.

How good are you at identifying uncut cocks?

All we have is a teaser poster, already breathlessly picked up on all the blogs this afternoon, and Queer Pig and multiple people on Twitter have already pointed to the probability that that is Connor Maguire’ cock, but I’m not so sure!! The cock Paddy’s sucking doesn’t have Connor’s signature vein running down the left side!!

Compare!! The two cocks on the right are Connor’s.

Anyway, Men.com went full-out with the teases about this HUGE NEWS, which is the biggest gay-for-pay-model-does-something-gay-they-havent-done-before news since Paddy O’Brian got fucked for the first time, by Topher DiMaggio.

Gay of Thrones “Season 2″ comes out July 3.

Other cast members include JP Dubois and Jessy Ares, and that’s about all we know, apart from the fact that something way funnier and more awesome had already laid claim to the title Gay of Thrones before Men.com launched this series last year…

And here’s the latest episode of the ORIGINAL Gay of Thrones, featuring hair stylist Jonathan Van Ness.

[Men.com]

Previously: ALL THE TIMES PADDY O’BRIAN HAS BOTTOMED, RANKED
IN THE FINAL INSTALLMENT OF GAY OF THRONES, COLBY KELLER PLOWS TOBY DUTCH TO A DRAMATIC STRING SOUNDTRACK
DAMIEN CROSSE AND CHRISTOPHER DANIELS SHARE A HILARIOUS, BOOTS-ON HATE FUCK IN ‘GAY OF THRONES’ PART 3

It looks like the first installment of this “second season” of Men.com’s Game of Thrones parody, Gay of Thrones, is the much anticipated scene in which gay-for-pay star Paddy O’Brian finally sucks another man’s dick on camera. And it’s a flip-fuck!

Yes, they teased us a couple weeks back, apparently Photoshopping out the signature vein on Connor’s cock to trick us. But the full trailer is now here, and the scene goes live Friday, July 3.

And it’s as hilarious and heavily costumed as expected! And they found someplace with snow still on the ground where they filmed this, for extra authenticity.

Watch as Connor sticks his dick into Paddy’s mouth and then fucks his very hairy hole, all while Paddy struggles to stay hard. But then watch as Paddy turns the table and rough-fucks Connor, which also looks like it hurt.

[Men.com: Gay of Thrones Part 5]
 

Paddy O’Brian and Dario Beck end up lost in Apocalypse Part 3. Pity doesn’t even begin to cover it.

And the award for outstanding achievement in costume design goes to Men.com. The trouble is, that’s not a porn-friendly category.

Apocalypse has a lot going for it. For all involved, this was an ambitious sojourn from the daily grind of straight guy gets had by his brother-in-law standard fare they churn out every day.

Paddy O’Brian is arguably one of the sexiest mother-fuckers on the planet. Dario Beck is a smoking hot bottom. Each scene has been perfectly cast. Sound, sets, camera work are all fierce. So are the steampunk costumes – which never come off. Somewhere along the way, they forgot this isn’t the school play.

 

It’s not even the action seems to be “phoned in.” What you can see through the mist has potential to be pretty hot.

 

But you can’t say for sure when you see more costume than flesh. Which is especially tragic when the flesh looks like this.

[Watch the Dario Beck and Paddy O’Brian in Apocalypse Part 3]

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Topher Dimaggio has been called a lot of things. Men.com is about to add “Superman” to the list. He looks the part to be sure. But can he really fuck like the Man of Steel?

Like “Gay of Thrones” and “Star Wars,” Men.com has pulled out all of the stops once again for “Batman V Superman – A Gay XXX Parody.” Unlike “Apocalypse” however, the costumes come off when it’s time to fuck. Though it doesn’t open until Friday, that’s already an encouraging sign.

As expected in an Alter Sin vehicle, the production values are top notch. Letterbox format, Dolby-quality soundtrack, and drawing from its European locale, on-point casting with not just the usual faces. Though speaking of faces, Topher sure looks great in glasses. As Batman, Trenton Ducati makes a perfect dark knight.

Francesco D’Macho is playing Lex Luthor. Damien Crosse, even though he has the brooding intensity to be a perfect villain, he plays a crime victim in the first scene. Yes, Superman cums to his rescue.

Also featured is another man who has been called many things, Paddy O’Brian. More encouraging signs already.

From that tweet above, are we going to see Superman fuck Batman … I mean Topher fuck Trenton? Of the many things Topher has been called, power top is not usually one of them. He has had his moments though. Just ask NakedSword exclusive Bray Love following their scene in “Fame Game.”

[Watch Topher Dimaggio and Bray Love in “Fame Game,” Ep. 3]

But is Topher Dimaggio literally ready to top this …

[Watch Trenton Ducati and Rex Cameron at Gay Room]

We’ll be back with the full trailer later this week ahead of the Friday premiere. But so far I have to say …

… looking pretty super to me.

What do you guys think? I can’t be the only one excited about this … or can I?

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