Johnny Rapid is swashbuckling back onto the blue screen in "Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody". And he's bringing some very hot cargo.
Timing can be everything in gay porn. And when it comes to timing the releases of their gay porn parodies, Men.com's timing never fails.
Along with tomorrow's release of the fifth film in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, "Dead Men Tell No Tales", "Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody" will be coming to a monitor near you on the very same day.
Paddy O'Brian isn't just a naughty man. He's also one of the hottest men on the planet. What turns him on? Why does he do porn? Does he ever get off to his own scenes? The answers will surprise and titillate.
From what his parents think to the weirdest thing he's been asked to what he does to "put the lead in his pencil," it's a fun and informative inside look at Paddy the man and the porn he makes.
I have sex for a living because I enjoy sex and I'm good at it. ~Paddy
Now, from just about anyone else, that could be written off as braggadocio. But as we have seen, Paddy is speaking the truth.
It was almost two years ago exactly that Paddy did something for the first time on camera: sucking dick. Connor Maguire remains one lucky man. Paddy has only put his lips to peen one other time: on Johnny Rapid during Men.com's fifth-anniversary episode, "5 Years In The Making".
"If anything, sex gets better when you learn your body more. You learn real sex. And the more you know yourself, the better the sex will be."~Paddy O'Brian
After a five-year absence from the blue screen, François Sagat returns to gay porn by taking a joy ride on Paddy O'Brian.
Bragging rights go to Men.com this time around. Not only is François Sagat about to make his Men.com debut, he's about to end his half-decade hiatus from gay porn.
"The man, the myth, the legend; &nsbp; will make his first ever appearance with Men.com following a long hiatus from Gay Porn.
The highly anticipated three-part series "Dream Fucker" was shot on location in Barcelona, where the French model is to co-star alongside Irish stud Paddy O’Brian." The scene will air Saturday, June 24th.
"Sagat has made appearances in Hollywood films such as "LA Zombie" directed by Bruce LaBruce as well as American horror film Saw VI."
"In the world of gay porn, French icon François Sagat is well-known for his appearances with TitanMen and Raging Stallion, and in doing so has emerged into a much larger cult phenomenon."
Men.com Director Alter Sin add, “Shooting with Francois Sagat was a total dream. Not only is Francois Sagat an unstoppable force to be reckoned with, but he carries himself in a very professional manner which makes him even more of a delight to work with!”
In continuation of it's 20-year anniversary, the VOD giant is offering a free one-month memberships for a limited time to celebrate St. Patrick's Day!
For the last 20 years, 'The Netflix of Gay Porn' has streamed the hits from the biggest gay adult studios on the planet as well as produced original content under their NakedSword Originals imprint. With 200 studios and over 27,000 scenes on the mega-site, NakedSword.com has something for everyone and from almost every content producer in gay adult film, big and small. To celebrate the holiday, and to keep you entertained while in quarantine, NakedSword is offering a free one-month membership for a limited time!
That face. That bod. That cock. That accent (dear lord fuck me hard with that accent!). We can’t get enough of everything that makes this versatile stud so sexy. It’s time to celebrate a decade of Paddy with a look at his 10 best scenes!
Paddy O’Brian first stepped onto the stage in 2010 with two stroke sessions for EnglishLads, and quickly found his way to audiences across the Atlantic with stints at Falcon (which sadly seemed to repress his amazing accent!) and Lucas Entertainment before settling in at Men.com, his main home since 2014.
In this week’s Social Circle Jerk, two hot Kaleb Stryker posts; Rhyheim initiates fresh meat; Calvin Banks slurps Elijah Zayne; Cade's apples; Gabriel and Boomer dribble; we fall for Nate Grimes; and more!
Here’s some fun things from the last week or so on social media. Who has your favorite post? Let us know in the poll and comments below!
We're super excited and incredibly horny for Halloween 2020! In order to properly celebrate the big day, we're taking a look at 13 of our favorite ooky spooky scenes and movies from past and present. So ready your Halloween candy and stiff cock as we look through some of our favorite Halloween-themed scenes from some of the industry's top porn studios for TheSword's "13 Days of Halloweiner!"
The first video we're featuring in our spooky "13 Days of Halloweiner" series is a throwback scene from the team over at Men.com! Taken to Area 51 is an extraterrestrial-themed scene that was released on Halloween in 2018. It features beloved porn favorites Paddy O'Brian, François Sagat, and Lukas Daken getting freaky on a futuristic set.
The sci-fi threeway starts with Paddy getting probed by two hung alien invaders. The aliens explore his body, cock, and anus with their many toys before they reveal their true form. Paddy is shocked to learn that extraterrestrial perverts are none other than François and Lukas, but he doesn't seem too disturbed by the reveal. After discovering their true identity, Paddy goes on to give his rock-hard cock to both of the anal abductors.
While we love Paddy and Lukas in this spooky, alien scene, François and his hunky muscle body really steal the show. The slow reveal of his ridiculously hairy chest as he zips out of his rubber/latex alien getup is hot enough to get anyone hard. Plus, the long ropes of the cum that start shooting out of François' thick cock at the end of the video are always a good reason to appreciate him.
In this week’s Social Circle Jerk, we look at some Halloween hits like Superman fucking Spider-Man, Austin Wilde quarantining his handsome face, a Jack-o-lantern pounding, the hottest Pennywise ever, an erotic carving, and more!
Here’s some Halloween highlights from the last week. Who has your favorite post? Let us know in the poll and comments below!
Throwback to last Halloween- a couple of Spiderman clips, which includes the rare "hands free" cumshot. And wow, just 2 more days until Halloween! Keep an eye out on my page as I'll have a special new video out! pic.twitter.com/v2qomHZjLQ
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9. I don't think this is Morgxn Thicke's official costumer, but I don't care.
It’s November and that means it’s finally time to watch Eternals! The latest film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is coming out this weekend and according to the mediocre reviews we’ve seen, it might not have been worth the wait. Yikes! So instead of wasting your day watching a “meh” movie in theaters, we thought your time would be better spent watching some MCU gay porn parodies at home!
So for today’s perverted list, we’re going to be naming off some of the most daring and epic parody films that feature versions of your favorite Marvel superheroes. These include heroes like Spider-Man, Captain America, Black Panther, and many, many more. There’s even some X-Men sprinkled in as well, because with all this multi-verse nonsense happening in these films, we’re sure those guys will officially be part of the MCU soon enough.
Take a look below at some of our top picks, be sure to watch all these super fucker films over on their respective sites, and let us know what you think of all these titles down in the comments!
Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody
There are a lot of surprisingly bad Spider-Man gay pornos out there and honestly, the only one we’ve seen that we won’t hate belongs to Men.com. Starring hunks like Aston Springs, Will Braun, Tobias, and Myles Landon, this series is a direct parody of the original Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy that ends with a must-watch threesome between parodies of Spider-Man, Green Goblin, and Harry Osborn. [Watch]
The Black Panda
We’re honestly surprised that Disney hasn’t sued the ass off of PeterFever for literally just editing its original Black Panther movie poster for this parody, but we’re glad they didn’t! The poster looks hot as hell and the action in the actual movie is even hotter. [Watch]
X-Men: A Gay XXX Parody
This series from Men.com is one of my personal favorites on this list. It directly parodies the characters from the original X-Men movies and gives us some pretty hot pairings. We get to see Wolverine fuck Cyclops (who makes sure to wear his headgear for the entire scene) and Colossus (who is actually just Mystique in disguise), Iceman hook up with Pyro, and the entire series ends with a giant orgy between all of the hung super hunks. [Watch]
Gayvengers: The Domination of Phallos
If we’re giving out awards for the best porn title on this list, then this PeterFever production would absolutely take home the top prize. Whoever decided to turn the name “Thanos” into “Phallos” should be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize. [Watch]
Blak Panther: Wakan Dat Ass
Yep – this is the second Black Panther parody on this list. I mean, Black Panther is the only movie in the MCU that’s won a single Academy Award and received actual critical acclaim, so it makes sense that there are so many different porn parodies for it. [Watch]
Captain America: A Gay XXX Parody
I personally don’t need a Captain America porn parody. Ever since Chris Evans’ dick pic leaked, I’ve been fine with just looking at that to get off. But just in case you need something more, this Men.com parody has the very sexy Alex Mecum taking on the role of Steve Rogers and bottoming for Bucky/The Winter Soldier, played by Paddy O’Brian. [Watch]
Who’s your favorite Falcon stud from the 2010s? See them all as the iconic studio continues its golden anniversary celebration! Earlier this year, Falcon released the five-volume, 10-disc ‘Falcon Icons of the Decades’ set focusing on the finest performers from each decade of the famed studio’s history. Now you can also catch the action on NakedSword!
In the 2010s, with the rise of social media and the proliferation of gay porn on every corner of the internet, the Men of Falcon reached a whole new global audience. The studio delivered some of its biggest stars and most scorching content yet featuring the likes of Cade Maddox, Devin Franco, Landon Conrad, Sean Zevran, Skyy Knox, Sebastian Kross, Brent Corrigan, Ryan Rose, Paddy O’Brian, Andrew Stark, Austin Wolf, Alam Wernik and more! Who’s your favorite? Check out the trailer below and then head to NakedSword to see all the scenes in their full glory!
Another legendary pairing has hung Andrew Stark topping Sean Zevran (LOVE this duo!), followed by Irish hunk Paddy O’Brian pounding hung and fuzzy bottom Jimmy Fanz.
Falcon | NakedSword Exclusives Josh Moore and Dean Young are among the multi-nominated performers for the 2022 Grabby Awards Europe, which announced its full slate of nominees and opened up the fan voting period. Vote now for your favorites! (Hey, look at that…you can vote for The Sword, too!)
The Grabby Awards Europe are scheduled to take place in person on April 23rd in Torremolinos, Spain—part of a three-day weekend of festivities. Fans can vote for up to three nominees per category (I think per day, but that’s not clear) on the Grabby Awards voting site (you must have a free account). Among the performers joining Josh and Dean among the nominee list is fellow Falcon | NakedSword Exclusive Cade Maddox, up for Most Accomplished International Pornstar.
Check out the full list of nominees for the 19 categories below, and vote now! (See last year’s winners here, along with highs and lows from the shows). I wish there was a little more clarity on the “Best Couple”/”Best Duo” category…for instance, Tim Kruger and John Thomas haven’t had a one-on-one scene there since 2019:
They may not be saints, but what better way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day than with a look at the hottest gay porn Patricks past and present? Here’s a look at our Top 20…who do you want to get lucky with? Vote in our poll!
11. (tie) Patrick Ryan & Ryan Patrick To avoid confusion, we’re just putting these two studs together. Patrick Ryan is the the built All-American jock who had a handful scenes in the mid-90s for the likes of Falcon and HIS, and it PAINS me he didn’t have a longer career (see him get fucked by Hal Rockland at Falcon!). Meanwhile, Ryan Patrick is a hung ginger with an edge; he worked mostly in 2010 for Raging Stallion (getting fucked by Race Cooper, among others) and Lucas Entertainment, with some fisting work in the mix.
6. Patrick (Sean Cody) What a specimen! Patrick performed in 10 scenes for Sean Cody from 2003 to 2006 with those ripped abs and girthy shaft…and unfortunately, for now, you can’t see these earlier scenes on Sean Cody (c’mon, guys…put them back up!)
5. Patrick Dunne Remember Randy Blue? Sigh…those were the days. Hunky Patrick has arguably the hottest nipples in all of porn. Woof!
Paddy got his start in the biz nearly 14 years ago, but we haven’t seen the stud at Men.com (or any studio porn) in some five years. But now the verbal alpha is back, and as if that wasn’t enough, he’s paired with UK neighbor Dean Young (their accents alone are enough to make me jizz!). What did we all do to deserve such a wonderful gay porn gift?!
Dean is once again adorned in his signature kilt (which we’ve seen him in before), while bad boy Paddy is in his motorcycle gear (which we’ve seen him in before…remember Men of Anarchy?). The two cruise each other in a pub, flashing their hot cocks to each other before Paddy fucks the cute twink over the bar. (Yes, we have an annoying onlooker who soon leaves in a huff…but at least it’s not a woman…)
Then the two hotties trade sucks (I love how Paddy gives as good as he gets!), then Paddy gets back to destroying that hole—including a hot sit-down sequence where a rock-hard Dean rides the top, who reaches around to stroke him (!). Dean then gets his tongue in Paddy’s hairy hole, spitting a hot wad of spit on it. Paddy then fucks the hottie some more before we great a great ending when the two trade facials on each other’s handsome faces.
I love seeing Paddy and his hot bod and knob back in action…please give us more! What do you think of his return, and who would you like to see him fuck next?
Wait, what have we here?! A Men.com scene with hints of sincerity and romanticism…and no women to be found?! Sigh me up! Even better, it tips its cap to the studio’s own history and two great performers!
Waaaaay back in 2014, the studio unveiled its Prisoner of War feature, with Paddy O’Brian taking the lead in the four-scene flick. The debut scene had Paddy plowing Allen King (almost unrecognizable…look how young!), and the two then returned in the finale, a hot five-man orgy.
And now that Paddy made his exciting return to studio porn after some five years away (in a great fuck of fellow hot-accented stud Dean Young), Men.com saw the perfect opportunity for a 10-year anniversary soldier fuck! Allen returns once again to the “battlefield” where the two first fucked in and against a truck…and look who returns to find him! (And frankly, both of them are even hotter now than they were a decade ago.)
The two admit how much they have missed and lusted after each other after all these years (I pretend Paddy is speaking to me when he says “There’s not a day—a second—that I have ever stopped thinking of you, ever! ” in that hot accent of his), and soon their passion combusts again. Paddy’s bulbous boner pops out of his pants and Allen slurps it up before getting his hole tongued.
Paddy then gets pounded against, in and atop of an abandoned truck—just like they did a decade ago (aww!). Paddy then slurps the cutie back before Allen rides him, staying stiff yet again as they fuck before he gets a facial from the commanding officer. I hate that we don’t get to see Paddy’s hot bod, but damn does he look amazing in uniform! What do you think of this reunion? What other Men.com pairings from yesteryear should get a second round?
Did you hear that thud? It was the sound of me hitting the floor from the heart attack I just got. My excitement at seeing eitherSir Peter or Paddy O’Brian in a scene is already sky high, as I have a thing for hung verbal alpha tops with accents. But put them both in a scene together to have their way with a bottom?! Call the paramedics!
It’s a combination that didn’t seem possible. By the time Sir Peter debuted in 2020, Paddy had already started what would become a nearly five-year absence from studio porn (boo!)—a streak that was thankfully broken earlier this year when he returned to Men.com to manhandle Dean Young (yay!). Now both superstars are together, and lucky hunk MrDeepVoice (aka Thomas Johnson) is the one who gets in between them.
And by some miracle, this is one of those rare no-nonsense scenes from Men that eschews its typical antics and just lets these hotties go at it. And frankly, the opening shots of the three of them—each of them rock hard—rubbing each other’s bodies is enough to make me jizz. (Thomas gets to feel both of those beards on him at the same time, and I imagine this is what heaven feels like).
Then they go at it, including the bottom getting spit roasted in a few positions as the two tops kiss above him. MrDeepVoice also takes his turn sitting on them as they kiss (I love this recurring theme!), and spends some time trying to shove both thick cocks in his mouth (and we get some more suck trains with Sir Peter in the middle—I love seeing Paddy slurp on the Sir’s slab!). These three all have hot accents…I wish they were excessively verbal here!
Can we please have a Sir Peter/Paddy one-on-one flip fuck? And then more threeways with them taking control? drool
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